if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it’s a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that’s how I’ve gotten away with it all these years, and why I’m still going to heaven.
"today, we're going to find out if it's really possible to kill dogs using only the power of your mind."
Kamala Harris’ stepdaughter dresses like she went to art school for 2.5 years and then took a “gap year” in San Francisco working as a vegan cheese monger before getting a six figure job as a “positivity coordinator” at a start up that makes wi-fi enabled pillow cases
my one boomer take is that i don’t get why some people sag their pants. it seems way too impractical to be offset by any potential fashion benefits. it’s like if you walked around with your shoes untied
you’re more than welcome to do it, that’s your prerogative, i just don’t get it
